Born in a Cabbage Patch

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spacecadet:

Oh yes, it’s that time.

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he even has the bow tie

HIS FIRST NAME IS WILLIAM, MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

Fun Fact: Bill is short for William

Holy smokes.

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ssethelegacy:

Show by example

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“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

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gurls night out

LMAO @ the chief keef poster in the backround. accurate.

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sugarkane444k1391:

Yes thank you

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